You’ll Be 100% SATISFIED WITH MY WORK OR IT’S FREE!
THAT’S RIGHT, if you don’t feel my cleaning is the BEST you have ever experienced, I will NOT accept your payment. Furthermore, if for ANY reason you are later dissatisfied, I will promptly return to correct the issue. If I still can’t make you happy, I will happily refund your money. I PROMISE that no spots will return. However, there are rare exceptions, but I will point them out in advance. If a distasteful spot should ever return, so will I, “Tenacious Todd,” and I will figure out how to remove that maddening spot permanently. Even if someone should accidentally track dirt or mud on your newly cleaned carpet OR spill something on it, call me within one week, and I’ll remove the annoying spot or spill for FREE. You have NOTHING TO LOSE by choosing me as your dependable cleaner, but the dirt!